SOL ANAL – Burlesque Memecoin

About SOL ANAL

Born from the depths of crypto twitter and the absurd imagination of degens, SOL ANAL is the first memecoin to openly embrace its ridiculous nature. We don’t promise Lambos, we promise chaos: a swirling vortex of hype, burns and burlesque experiments that will leave you laughing as hard as you’re pumping.

There is no roadmap carved in stone – only phases of pure insanity that change with our whims. Join the Anal Army and help us write history… or at least a very funny footnote.

Tokenomics

Category	Percent	Description
Airdrop 🍑	15%	Reward the true degenerates
Liquidity 🔒	50%	Locked tighter than your secrets
Marketing 📢	10%	Shitposts, memes & OnlyFans collabs
Treasury 💼	5%	Funding our craziest ideas
Burn 🔥	20%	We’ll torch them when we feel like it

Roadmap

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Phase 0 – Conception

Idea sparked in a degen group chat. We argued about the name longer than it took to mint.

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Phase 1 – Launch & FUD

Deploy on Solana, lock liquidity, airdrop to early fans and let the haters flood. More FUD, more fun.

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Phase 2 – Analverse Expansion

Release limited edition ANAL NFTs, partner with other absurd tokens and build the Analverse metaverse.

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Phase 3 – Universe Infiltration

Memes so strong that Elon Musk takes notice. Burn events tied to absurd holidays. Cross‑chain portals open.

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Phase 4 – Transcendence

We don’t know what comes next but it will be weird. Maybe a feature film. Maybe analverse VR. Maybe a cult.

Crazy Experiments

Our laboratory of ludicrous ideas is always bubbling. Here’s a taste of what we’re plotting:

Anal Academy: A series of spoof webinars teaching you absolutely nothing useful about crypto.
Anal Bridge: Move your ANAL across blockchains… or maybe just across your imagination.
Analastic Staking: Stake and get rewarded with memes and exclusive insults from our team.
Analbots: Telegram bots that do nothing but send you daily ANAL puns.
Anal Fashion: Launch a clothing line featuring the most iconic cheeks in crypto.

Analverse Gallery

Feast your eyes on the absurdity. These images are a glimpse into our weird and wonderful world.

FAQ

Is this a joke?

Absolutely. But sometimes jokes moon harder than “serious” projects.

How do I buy $ANAL?

Create a Solana wallet (we like Phantom), load it with SOL, click our buy button and swap. Easy as pie.

Will you rug?

No rug here. Liquidity is locked and the only thing getting pulled is your leg.

What’s next?

Whatever the community dreams up. Got a crazy idea? Drop it in our Telegram and we might just build it.